I will admit right off the bat that this is, perhaps, an exaggeration. The greatest craigslist furniture of all time is the gold velvet half-circle sofa I saw for sale in San Diego two years ago, but after therapy I’m trying to put that loss behind me. So this, the second-best craigslist furniture of all time, is available. It’s time for me to let the healing begin by purchasing the following items:

Apparently there is also a gold velvet item available, but I don’t know what it is yet. I won’t know until I go there at 11:00 tomorrow morning, but the suspense is already killing me.